Deciding what to give

What people spend, who gives what, and how a workplace collection is usually run.

A plain brown envelope, a blank card and a pen on an office kitchen table beside a teapot and two mugs.
AI-made illustration.

Someone is retiring, a collection is going round, and nobody wants to be the one who gets it wrong. There's no fixed rule, and we have no survey of British offices to quote at you, so these pages do the part we can actually stand behind: what our own things cost, what they divide to across a team, how long they take to make, and where the customs are said to have come from. None of it obliges you to buy anything.

The reading, in order

And after that

The stage that follows this one is who is retiring: A colleague, a boss, a parent, a nurse of thirty years. Who it is changes what lands.